Not long ago I was out drinking with a group of friends and we started playing the If-You-Had-To game. In an age when anything goes — at least in terms of sexual pleasure — ours is a lust that dare not speak its name.The idea is to present players with two people they would never want to sleep with — and then make them choose which they’d sleep with. I know this because later that evening, I turned to one of the group and confessed my secret longing for the likes of Theresa May, Ann Coulter and Sarah Palin — ideally all at once.Conservatives Only is more aggressive in its dating approach, with a large font that appears to be riddled with bullet holes, and an assurance that there are no “feminazis,” “socialists,” “marxists” or “communists.” Despite being “lib-free,” it was surprisingly not “lez free,” as we found 16 conservative lesbians on the site.One Seal Beach (CA) woman-seeking-woman user’s tagline was “Help!Those aged 41 – 58 today, who grew up while Margaret Thatcher was prime minister, or “Thatcher’s Children”, were found to have more right-wing views than the generation before.
Why would an atheist choose to not have sex until marriage? Living a poetic life is to live for beauty itself.”WE THINK YOU MAY HAVE MISINTERPRETED ALL POETRY, SIR. Conservative Dating Site is as bland as its title, though the homepage assures us that users are equally uncreative.
Notables include “Strong Patriot,” “Logical Thinker,” and “Self Actualizer.”WEAK PATRIOTS NEED NOT APPLY.4.
Conservatives Only They say: “Join the lib-free dating scene.”We say: “Lib-free,” perhaps, but certainly not “Glamour Shots portraits with your dog(s)” free.
The Atlasphere They say: “Connecting admirers of The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged.”We say: Are you feeling Rand-y? And for those who believe in “self-reliance” above all, except when it comes to dating, we guess. Waiting Till Marriage They say: “Make it to your wedding night without dying of frustration first.”We say: Alleviate your frustration easily by having sex!
Then you’ll have to die alone in a field somewhere.1.